AWWW SHMEGGGG

Roflzzz!!!!I hope to get an Asian in a box for Kristmas this year =]

Dwigt

MEOW

HP Rap

SUPA FUPA!

pimp of the week? i think not.

SORRY kids, that ain't it

Ron, Ron, RON WEASLEY!

Pimp of the Week

Matt Logano is the pimp of the week because he eats at the Y!!!!!

Kill it and Fry it

When this fuck walks up to your door this nigga kills it and eats it. in FLorida it all about the grubbing and laid back shubbin. Eat your heart out NE

Pimp Of The Week

BOB SAGET!

Edward 40 Hands

I like the rules these guys come up with for Edward 40 hands..

The Strikeout

Here is a video of some dude doing the strikeout which will be one of the games in the Beer Olympics this summer! Rick, DLabs and Akim MUST compete in this one.

Yeti & Janes Cartoon?!?!

So I just happened to stumble across this cartoon of a yeti talking to some Janes. Weirdddd.

Kegstand Gone Wrong

Attention! Attention!

This summer Yeti & Janes will be holding the first annual

BEER OLYMPICS!

We need your help though! To make this happen we need some ideas for different events for us all to compete in. Obviously we will have kegstands, ruit, flip cup and PAIN, but we need some more wild and crazy games! So leave your ideas so we can make Beer Olympics 2010 happen!!!

My Idol

New Games!

Hey guys, you need to check out the new Yeti game thats on the right hand side of the page and also the Super Mario game which is at the very bottom of the page!

Enjoy!

Lesbians

In North American lesbian popular culture, a joke referencing U-Haul (a brand of rental "move yourself" trucks and equipment) is well-known.

Q: What does a lesbian bring on a second date?
A: A U-Haul.

This joke suggests that lesbians move in together after only a short period of time. The reference to a "U-Haul" in the gay community has been considered one of the touchstones of sexual identity.

Mental health experts note that the "U-Haul joke" symbolizes the habits of lesbians to form intense emotional connection and the "urge to merge".

HOT NEW BAND ALERT

CHECK OUT THE COOL KIDS!

sick group, ill flow, collaborated with weezy so they gotta be good!

The Cool Kids- I'm Mikey-




The Cool Kids- Gettin It-

Pimp of the Week

hey kids, the pimp of this week is MARIO LOPEZ.
He has the swagger of a stallion and the body of a Greek god. He bangs bitches with no mercy, and dances with the stars. Nuff Said.

Represent!

The Office is showing Yeti & Janes some love in season 3 with the purple bandana!! We're getting big now fo sho!

wtf!?

yo mommas a WHORE

pimp of the week!

EVAN DIPHILLIPS attends Springfield College where he plays rugby & occasionally "studies" when he's not stripping while highly intoxicated.

His favorite thing to do is to call people pretending that he's taking a poll for the Census Bureau on who eats at the Y and who doesn't.

shmeg: evdog would you like to be the pimp of the week?

evan: it's always been a dream of mine to be the centerpiece of your blog
shmeg: not everyone is a motherfuckin' pimp, it's a huge honor
evan: does this mean I'd be a celebrity?
shmeg: word dog, we get 1,000 hits a day
evan: nice
shmeg: just for the record, how many sex slaves do you own?

evan: off the top of my head about 1,340 1/2. it's all about the juice

Eat Fresh

So you may have heard of this bro named Michael Phelps. Well in some of his Subway commercials he claims that he always gets a meatball marinara with jalapenos and since then everyone refers to this specific sub as "The Michael Phelps". I'm really getting sick of this. No one with webbed phalanges should have a sub named after them! Rappers should though! And since I always eat this particular sub and since I am a rapper, I think it should be renamed "The K-Bonez". Who's with me here?!

My Futon Story

Hey y'all. Funny story for you. So this is a picture of some lovely ladies sitting on my futon. This futon came to me from my mother who got it from some weirdo that she worked with. FACT: the man who gave Ma Bonez the futon is William Craig Krasinski. FACT: William Craig Krasinski is cousins with John Krasinski who plays Jim Halpert on The Office. FACT: Jim Halpert sat on my mother fucking futon bitchesss! I'm definitely going to sell it on eBay so I can make some cake.

Suck It

Cuse is:

#3 in the country, lead in assists, lead in scoring, have beaten all the top ten teams, have the toughest strength of schedule & not to mention have shown dominance over archrivals #8 Georgetown.

SUCKKKK ON THAT

& start cheering with me because if Cuse makes the Final Four, I VOW to paint my body orange & streak butt nekkid through H-Town :)


Yippee yo yippe aye!

EVERYDAY I'M HUSKYING

So this is just the first verse of the first single we're dropping off the YETI N JANES LP. get ready for some more bangin hits coming atcha..... feel free to comment with ideas for verses.
MUCH LOVE--- DA BEAR



[Intro]
Husky, huskyin' huskyin'
Husky, huskyin' huskyin'
Husky, huskyin' huskyin'
Husky, huskyin' huskyin'
Husky, huskyin' huskyin'
Husky, huskyin' huskyin'

Everyday I'm huskyin'
Everyday I'm huskyin'
Everyday I'm huskyin'
Everyday I'm huskyin'
Everyday I'm huskyin'
Everyday I'm, everyday I'm, everyday I'm huskyin'
Ev-ev-ev-everyday I'm huskyin'
Everyday I'm huskyin'
Ev-ev-ev-everyday I'm huskyin'
Ev-ev-everyday I'm, everyday I'm, everyday I'm huskyin'
Everyday I'm huskyin' huskyin' huskyin' husk-huskyin'

[Verse 1]
Who the fuck you think you fuckin' with, I'm a mother fucking YETI
SIX-OH- THREE, PURPLE BANDANNA, I'M THE MOTHERFUCKIN BEAR!
WE'VE GOT AN AKIM, A BREEZEMAN AND A BILLY MCCURDY
I keep 'em comin' back (What), we keep 'em comin' back
I'm in the HUDZONE, I'm like A GREAT BIG HUSKY
I got them motherfuckers flyin' 'cross to MERRIMIZZLE
I got KBONEZ, SKUNK BUNNY, the real LABDAWGZ
MUH CREW REPS CANINES!
HUSKIES, NEWFIES, AND SOME LABBES
IN A PURPLE NEON WITH A MOTHERFUCKIN MOONROOF
My roof back, my money rides
I'm on the pedal, WIT DA 4 WHEEL DRIVE, show you what I'm runnin' like
LET ME HEAR YOU YETI CALLL--- GUHHHRUUGHHHHURUHGHH [patrick's part]

[Hook]
Everyday I'm huskyin'
Ev-everyday I'm huskyin'
Everyday I'm huskyin'
Ev-everyday I'm huskyin'
Everyday I'm huskyin'
Everyday I'm huskyin'
Everyday I'm huskyin'
Everyday I'm, everyday I'm

Pimp of the Week: Josh Valley--It's just a sample

Raw Dawg

All Day

That's sexual.

Pranking Part Two: Chinese Food

Our favorite prankee, Drew Comyns, has recieved countless phone calls from KBonez in her impressive Asian accent asking for crab rangoon, chicken fingers and pork fried rice.

So last Saturday we decided to up the ante and ordered him enough chinese food to feed himself and his 69 cats!

Don't worry, he paid with a smile cause he's a mofo pimp!

chinese food + drew = a crab rangoon orgy

It's pimp math

Introducing Yeti & Janes!

Pranking Part One: Eating at the Y

For those of you who are not familiar with the term "Eating at the Y", well I can't tell you without blushing!

Depicted are your favorite bloggers in the midst of one of their best pranks ever. This prank involved a little bit of stalking (ok a buttload of stalking) and a trip to the mall to locate and tag the car of Drew Comyns (this weeks pimp).

UPDATE: Drew now eats exclusively at Yo momma, Yo sista and Yo ballheaded granny :)

Pimp of the Week

First we would like to define the term "pimp" as, "A man who beats up women and owns over a thousand sex slaves." This week's pimp is none other than Drew Comyns.

Drew spends his time eating at the Y and washing car chalk off of his windows. He thoroughly enjoys Asian cuisine. Drew leans with it AND rocks with it as he slangs pies during his spare time.

His favorite quote is, "I'm taking a long lunch. I'm going to eat at the Y."
He currently resides in The Kit and you can often find him bitch-slapping his walrus.