EVAN DIPHILLIPS attends Springfield College where he plays rugby & occasionally "studies" when he's not stripping while highly intoxicated.His favorite thing to do is to call people pretending that he's taking a poll for the Census Bureau on who eats at the Y and who doesn't.
shmeg: evdog would you like to be the pimp of the week?
evan: it's always been a dream of mine to be the centerpiece of your blog
shmeg: not everyone is a motherfuckin' pimp, it's a huge honor
evan: does this mean I'd be a celebrity?
shmeg: word dog, we get 1,000 hits a day
evan: nice
shmeg: just for the record, how many sex slaves do you own?
evan: off the top of my head about 1,340 1/2. it's all about the juice
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