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CHECK OUT THE COOL KIDS!

sick group, ill flow, collaborated with weezy so they gotta be good!

The Cool Kids- I'm Mikey-




The Cool Kids- Gettin It-

Pimp of the Week

hey kids, the pimp of this week is MARIO LOPEZ.
He has the swagger of a stallion and the body of a Greek god. He bangs bitches with no mercy, and dances with the stars. Nuff Said.

Represent!

The Office is showing Yeti & Janes some love in season 3 with the purple bandana!! We're getting big now fo sho!

wtf!?

yo mommas a WHORE

pimp of the week!

EVAN DIPHILLIPS attends Springfield College where he plays rugby & occasionally "studies" when he's not stripping while highly intoxicated.

His favorite thing to do is to call people pretending that he's taking a poll for the Census Bureau on who eats at the Y and who doesn't.

shmeg: evdog would you like to be the pimp of the week?

evan: it's always been a dream of mine to be the centerpiece of your blog
shmeg: not everyone is a motherfuckin' pimp, it's a huge honor
evan: does this mean I'd be a celebrity?
shmeg: word dog, we get 1,000 hits a day
evan: nice
shmeg: just for the record, how many sex slaves do you own?

evan: off the top of my head about 1,340 1/2. it's all about the juice

Eat Fresh

So you may have heard of this bro named Michael Phelps. Well in some of his Subway commercials he claims that he always gets a meatball marinara with jalapenos and since then everyone refers to this specific sub as "The Michael Phelps". I'm really getting sick of this. No one with webbed phalanges should have a sub named after them! Rappers should though! And since I always eat this particular sub and since I am a rapper, I think it should be renamed "The K-Bonez". Who's with me here?!

My Futon Story

Hey y'all. Funny story for you. So this is a picture of some lovely ladies sitting on my futon. This futon came to me from my mother who got it from some weirdo that she worked with. FACT: the man who gave Ma Bonez the futon is William Craig Krasinski. FACT: William Craig Krasinski is cousins with John Krasinski who plays Jim Halpert on The Office. FACT: Jim Halpert sat on my mother fucking futon bitchesss! I'm definitely going to sell it on eBay so I can make some cake.

Suck It

Cuse is:

#3 in the country, lead in assists, lead in scoring, have beaten all the top ten teams, have the toughest strength of schedule & not to mention have shown dominance over archrivals #8 Georgetown.

SUCKKKK ON THAT

& start cheering with me because if Cuse makes the Final Four, I VOW to paint my body orange & streak butt nekkid through H-Town :)


Yippee yo yippe aye!

EVERYDAY I'M HUSKYING

So this is just the first verse of the first single we're dropping off the YETI N JANES LP. get ready for some more bangin hits coming atcha..... feel free to comment with ideas for verses.
MUCH LOVE--- DA BEAR



[Intro]
Husky, huskyin' huskyin'
Husky, huskyin' huskyin'
Husky, huskyin' huskyin'
Husky, huskyin' huskyin'
Husky, huskyin' huskyin'
Husky, huskyin' huskyin'

Everyday I'm huskyin'
Everyday I'm huskyin'
Everyday I'm huskyin'
Everyday I'm huskyin'
Everyday I'm huskyin'
Everyday I'm, everyday I'm, everyday I'm huskyin'
Ev-ev-ev-everyday I'm huskyin'
Everyday I'm huskyin'
Ev-ev-ev-everyday I'm huskyin'
Ev-ev-everyday I'm, everyday I'm, everyday I'm huskyin'
Everyday I'm huskyin' huskyin' huskyin' husk-huskyin'

[Verse 1]
Who the fuck you think you fuckin' with, I'm a mother fucking YETI
SIX-OH- THREE, PURPLE BANDANNA, I'M THE MOTHERFUCKIN BEAR!
WE'VE GOT AN AKIM, A BREEZEMAN AND A BILLY MCCURDY
I keep 'em comin' back (What), we keep 'em comin' back
I'm in the HUDZONE, I'm like A GREAT BIG HUSKY
I got them motherfuckers flyin' 'cross to MERRIMIZZLE
I got KBONEZ, SKUNK BUNNY, the real LABDAWGZ
MUH CREW REPS CANINES!
HUSKIES, NEWFIES, AND SOME LABBES
IN A PURPLE NEON WITH A MOTHERFUCKIN MOONROOF
My roof back, my money rides
I'm on the pedal, WIT DA 4 WHEEL DRIVE, show you what I'm runnin' like
LET ME HEAR YOU YETI CALLL--- GUHHHRUUGHHHHURUHGHH [patrick's part]

[Hook]
Everyday I'm huskyin'
Ev-everyday I'm huskyin'
Everyday I'm huskyin'
Ev-everyday I'm huskyin'
Everyday I'm huskyin'
Everyday I'm huskyin'
Everyday I'm huskyin'
Everyday I'm, everyday I'm

Pimp of the Week: Josh Valley--It's just a sample

Raw Dawg

All Day

That's sexual.

Pranking Part Two: Chinese Food

Our favorite prankee, Drew Comyns, has recieved countless phone calls from KBonez in her impressive Asian accent asking for crab rangoon, chicken fingers and pork fried rice.

So last Saturday we decided to up the ante and ordered him enough chinese food to feed himself and his 69 cats!

Don't worry, he paid with a smile cause he's a mofo pimp!

chinese food + drew = a crab rangoon orgy

It's pimp math